Police State Expands its Powers

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What does combined explosive exploitation cells, improvised explosive devices (IEDs), Edgewood Chemical Biological Center, scanning tunneling microscopy (STM), X-ray microscopy, left of boom, Raman spectroscopy, nanofabricated coaxial multilayer probes & the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) have in common? The commonality is a Chemical Fingerprint Imaging System that’ll help warfighters identify planters of IEDs in the theater of war.

This new prototype system will analyze micro particles within fingerprints ultimately identifying the owner of the residual DNA particles and the fingerprints. In the theater of war fingerprints aren’t enough to detain suspected IED planters but with this new technology even days after the event this prototype system will identify perpetrators giving field personal the ability to detain suspects based on analyzed data.

Law enforcement is looking forward to using this technology. The system is small, interfaces with the FBIs Integrated Automated Fingerprint Identification System adding a second layer to the systems accuracy once a suspect’s identification has been made. System results are admissible in U.S. Courts introducing a new danger and loss of rights to millions if this technology is abused. Early indicators show abuse is likely as the next generation system is scheduled for delivery to the U.S. Criminal Investigation Laboratory within 24 months.

In an alleged interview Under Secretary of Commerce for Standards and Technology and National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) Director Dr. Copan told reporters “with this new system we’ll be able to nail the innocent to the wall”. When a reporter interrupted saying you mean the guilty? In a critical tone Dr. Copan said “no one is innocent, only those that can afford legal representation are innocent, the rest well, they’ll go to jail, that’s where the low life’s and poor belong, sure they’ll be abused by bubba but that’s their own bad luck. In the long run more prisons are good, because we have to feed the prison industrial complex, this new tool will ensure prison quotas are adhered to”.

More can be found at https://www.ecbc.army.mil/news/2017/ecbcs-chemical-fingerprint-imaging-system-gives-warfighters-and-law-enforcement-a-powerful-new-detection-tool.html and at https://www.nist.gov/sites/default/files/documents/forensics/Forensics-NIST-explosives-narcotics.pdf and at http://www.sfis.ca.gov/overview.html

Lucky residents avoid city dump as neighbor

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Edith Transfer Station had become the divisive topic of the town in Albuquerque New Mexico. Because local residents and lawmakers have been in term oil for years over the government’s proposal to place a drop off garbage station in the North Valley of Albuquerque near residents homes. Even though property values would surely fall lawmakers justified the proposal saying it would save thousands or millions of dollars with this move.

In the proposal trash trucks would bring their waste, dump it at the site, the trash would remain there until transported to its final resting location in Colorado. City officials maintained the site would not be a dump but a holding station, they further maintained there would be a convenience center for residents, lawmakers were hoping this little benefit would prompt some residents to say sounds good go ahead & put the dump next to my house, but that was delusional thinking.

While still in a delusional state, lawmakers told residents the site will help prevent illegal dumping, will be closed on major holidays, also trucks will avoid using the site during rush hour traffic, what a bonus, it’s almost too real to believe. However, as a new major came to oversee the project, doubt set in & the major decided to scrap the project. Residents were ecstatic until they heard the dump will be approved for another neighborhood. In an alleged press conference Major Tim Keller told reporters the site will house hazardous materials, we need to move those near low lives because we’re making America great again.

More can be found at https://www.cabq.gov/solidwaste/news/proposed-edith-transfer-station-frequently-asked-questions

More Drone Public Surveillance Authorized

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In America Government Drone (unmanned aircraft) use for surveillance has grown exponentially over the past decade under the guise of making the public safe. In the founding of the nation Benjamin Franklin was quoted in summary to say “those willing to give up liberty for temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety”.

This quote has served as the rallying cry for those opposed to increased government spying censorship & the weakening of 4th amendment rights which protect the citizenry from unreasonable searches and seizures by government. In a challenge to expanding government surveillance the 1989 Supreme Court case Florida v. Riley, saw the court hand over to law enforcement the right to spy on citizens from public airspaces without warrants or justification.

Across America the federal government has hundreds of drone programs taking pictures of citizens as they move around in their daily lives. But it’s not only the federal government, it’s also local, county, city, state and unincorporated government agencies creating and expanding local law enforcement and business drone programs further eroding 4th amendment rights.

As New York Governor Andrew Cuomo held a press conference to espouse the benefits of his expanded drone program a reporter asked “where does the spying end and begin, why is it ok to spy on citizens lounging in their back yard or sitting on the couch in the privacy of their homes, no one expects drones to be viewing them from the skies, why is this ok?” asked the reporter.

Cuomo, stared at the reporter without speaking, perplexed the reporter said what’s wrong are you going to respond to my question? Just then Cuomo said you look familiar, is your name Michael, the reporter smiled with confidence replying “yes” it is. Cuomo furthered your nick name is Tiny Tim, the reporter turned red, put his head down replying that’s what my wife calls me. Cuomo, laughed saying I saw a video of you & your wife on your couch several days ago, now our drones can listen in & read lips, she calls you Tiny Tim because she can’t find it sometimes.

More can be found at https://www.governor.ny.gov/news/governor-cuomo-announces-deployment-first-state-police-aerial-drone-systems

Replacing Cancer with Cancer as a Cure

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According to the National Cancer Institute (NCI) a branch of the National Institutes of Health (NIH) almost 20% of new cancer patients were previously diagnosed with the same or a different cancer. The study covered years 2009 thru 2013, according to an NCI spokesman this large percentage of reoccurrence has significant ramifications and must be further investigated, no shit. Researchers explain certain types of cancers are a result of chemotherapy or radiation treatment but those types of treatment don’t explain the high recurrence rates exposed by the research.

Despite the researched data, the fact is cancer patient’s life expectancy has greatly increased over the last few decades. But if improvements are to continue the recurrence rate must be studied & remedied before the trend is reversed. So, to get more cancer survivors involved in more test trials researchers are pushing to allow previous excluded groups to participate in cancer trials even though participation is likely to be detrimental to those participants health even if the previous cancer is inactive.

U.S. Department of Health & Human Services (HHS) Secretary Eric Hargan who oversees NCI & NIH in an alleged internal meeting told his staff if more prior cancer patients are allowed to participate in trials we’ll get more kickbacks from Drug companies because trials need drugs and lots of them. A newbe to the group asked, aren’t inclusion into these trials for patients with dormant cancer likely to energize existing cancer or make old cancers comeback with a vengeance? Eric laughed, so did the group, saying newbies you’ve got to love them.

The newbie chimed in I don’t understand, when the group said listen carefully, more trials means more drugs, more drugs mean more kickbacks, that’s how we stay funded & send our kids to college, got it? The newbie said understood, but I came here to help people, everyone fell out of their chairs laughing saying good one, now go out and call some cancer survivors, we need more participants for the new designer drugs coming from one of our major donors. Eric, chimed in look if the dopes get cancer they should of known what they were signing up for, adding I can’t be the guardian of dummies.

More can be found at https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29167866 and at https://www.cancer.gov/news-events/cancer-currents-blog/2017/prior-cancer-common-newly-diagnosed

Uncle Sam bikini’s and oh yeah research

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Make way for the new pervert at the beach, it’s not the creepy guy next door or the loner that avoids the beach, it’s Uncle Sam (federal government). After a brainstorming event, officials decided it was time to take videos & pictures at frequented beaches because they need to better understand beach erosion. According to officials the thought of woman in scant bikini’s and hard bodies barely clothed being filmed for research sakes never entered their minds.

According to officials their cause is just, they will not focus on sun bathing woman or men, but only on the moving sand, yeah sure. Meanwhile back in the video viewing room researchers were looking at the 1st research video, when Amy a young intern noticed from a distance several researchers standing around the viewing station with slight erections. Amy thought to herself, what perverts, they’re watching porn at work, once she entered the room Amy decided to confront the men with her observation, she figured it was ok because they were a tight knit group, as she got nearer to the viewing station she noticed the only videos were of the official kind, so she felt bad because they couldn’t be looking at porn, she thought to herself wow, these guys are something they get turned on by watching sand move. Amy isn’t the brightest bulb around but she’ll catch on eventually.

More can be found at https://www.usgs.gov/news/eyes-coast-video-cameras-help-forecast-coastal-change

Contaminated drinking water Ok, it’s the rocks

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Low levels of radium are common, the radioactive material can be found in rocks, soil, water and of course man made sources such as manufacturing plants, nuclear sites and more. There are no tests available that can measure radium exposure in humans, oddly the negative impact of radium correlates with the level of exposure and if it can’t be measured how convenient is that for large radium producers such as the U.S. Military & big business?

The Cambrian Ordovician Aquifer (COA) provides over 600 million gallons of drinking water to the public daily. The aquifer contains unusually high levels of radium isotopes 228, 226 & 224 which have been known to cause leukemia, cancer and other detrimental health side effects.  By exceeding the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) maximum contaminant levels (MCL) for radium millions of people are at risk for severe illnesses.

U.S. Geological scientists have found rocks of the COA are emitting excessive amounts of radium, case solved, the rocks are polluting. I want to extend my personal thanks or kudos to the EPA for identifying those mass polluting rocks. In the near future as millions become sick from radioactive radium exposure, they’ll be told no one is at fault except the rocks & you can’t sue rocks, this is convenience on steroids.

While allegedly talking to CEOs in a private meeting, EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt communicated we’re still making America great, go ahead and pollute, it’s the rocks fault for not holding more radium & who cares about the gullible citizenry, we’ll tell them it’s some minority group that’s making them sick, they’ll go for that. Just remember every minute a sucker is born and we have lots of them & by the way I need more stocks, I want to be a billionaire before I leave office.

More can be found at https://www.usgs.gov/news/scientists-home-causes-high-radium-levels-key-midwestern-aquifer and at https://www.nrc.gov/materials/radium.html and at http://www.mass.gov/eohhs/gov/departments/dph/programs/environmental-health/exposure-topics/radiation/radium.html

Fat People Cause of Drug Resistant Tumor Cells

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In a recent press release the National Institutes of Health (NIH) confirmed a previously unsubstantiated belief. Researchers believed fat cells produced enzymes that could weaken the toxic effects of today’s chemotherapy drugs. Now confirmed, fat people will have to take more drugs or doctors will have to invest time focusing on ensuring drug levels are adequate within tumors targeted for treatment.

Studies have shown high numbers of fat cells in cancer environments have a counterproductive influence on neutralizing or killing cancer cells. Because fat cells absorb chemotherapy drug toxicity by producing enzymes that weaken the drug’s effectiveness, because of this researchers and pharmaceutical companies will have to come up with more toxic drugs and/or give patients higher doses of chemotherapy drugs to ensure positive outcomes when combating cancer.

In a press conference with two pharmaceutical companies Director of the National Cancer Institute (NCI) Dr. Norman Sharpless, mentioned it’s a coincidence more drugs are needed to combat cancer & that this outcome will boost profit margins of drug providers. Continuing, drug companies have everyone’s best interest in mind not profits as he began to laugh. As the reporters joined him in laughing, Dr. Sharpless in closing said we’re making America great again & if you believe me, I have a bridge I want to sell you.

More can be found at https://www.cancer.gov/news-events/cancer-currents-blog/2017/fat-cells-absorb-chemotherapy

New Federal Legislation Protects Insubordination

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H.R. 657 also known as the “Follow the Rules Act” guarantees federal workers the right to refuse leaderships orders when those orders violate federal laws. The law is considered a major achievement as Representative Sean Duffy of Wisconsin and a bipartisan contingent of congressmen and woman unanimously passed the house bill before sending it the president for final passage into law.

The “Follow the Rules Act” is meant to strengthen federal employees resolve for resisting political pressures to act on the behalf of political parties. Administrators when debating proposing the law saw countless high level leaders give in to political pressures, calling these leaders terd pads a technical term. As word got out about this new designation, those that were guilty of being pads became angry & wanted vengeance, that’s when a bipartisan group decided it was time for legislation.

The new law applies a Band-Aid to a problem that still exists, if management is impotent to political pressures, why would legislators think employees will have the fortitude & energy to push back against powerful interest groups when they don’t have management support. In final bill discussions Representative Duffy allegedly told fellow representatives, when things go wrong we can now blame employees, they have the power to just say no & when they do, it’s their fault when things go wrong & when they don’t speak up, again it’s their fault, they should of. It’s a win-win for us, man the people are so gullible they thought we were empowering them, we were but just to take the blame when things go wrong.

More can be found at https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr657 and at https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr657/summary and at https://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CRPT-115hrpt67/pdf/CRPT-115hrpt67.pdf

The sad state of US drinking water

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U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) of the Department of the Interior is nearing the end of a survey (2012-2023) that’s meant to determine the state of the nation’s groundwater, specifically the nation’s aquifers through direct sampling. Interesting facts on the USGS website, about 140 million people in the U.S. rely on groundwater for drinking. 68 regional extensive aquifers called principal aquifers supply almost 50 percent of the nation’s drinking water.

The aquifer testing targeted 20 heavily used key aquifers. Within these key aquifers over 600 supply wells were tested in the North, South, East and Western regions of the country. The 600 tested aquifers are part of 9 principal aquifers that have been tested to date. The testing results for the nine principal tested aquifers are in and the results aren’t very good. It was revealed that inorganic constituents exceeded limits, elements such as arsenic, fluoride & manganese also exceeded limits, while radioactive and nitrate constituents likewise exceeded limits.

In a press conference acting USGS Director William Werkheiser asked the green glowing people in the back why they were wearing costumes, they replied we’re not, while at the same time calling the Director some harsh names. After the initial shock of the name calling, Director Werkheiser began to laugh, saying recently we changed the water standards to allow the current level of toxicity, saying maybe we erred. In that case, we’ll roll the changes back so your kids don’t begin to glow at least not immediately.

More can be found at https://www.usgs.gov/news/quality-nation-s-groundwater-progress-a-national-survey

Failing school, no problem, you have Dyslexia

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The “Kentucky Ready to Read Act 2018” is a legislation proposal by Republican Representative Addia Wuchner of Florence Kentucky.  This pending legislation is meant to aid educators & parents in helping schools better prepare and deal with dyslexic students. Response to intervention (RTI) will reduce suspensions & criminalizing perceived bad student behavior by systematically assisting, reviewing and retraining underperforming schools & students.

Rep. Wuchner in a testimony to the Interim Joint Committee on Health and Welfare and Family Services declared the proposed legislation as a requirement for meeting the healthcare & educational needs of todays and tomorrow’s students and educators. By changing the definition of dyslexia and rebranding the illness Rep. Wuchner is hoping to remove negative stereo types revolving around the conditions that tend to negatively impact those diagnosed as being dyslexic.

In a bold statement Executive Director of Communication for the Education and Workforce Development Cabinet Jessica Fletcher believes “80% people with poor reading skills are likely dyslexic”. During an alleged press conference Rep. Wuchner made it clear all underperforming students are in that situation not because of the underfunding of schools nor the fault of educators. Instead it’s the parents who are at fault for having these broken kids that now must be fixed by the school system.

More can be found at http://www.lrc.ky.gov/Pubinfo/release.htm#explo

Combined Sewage Overflow OK’d for Great Lakes

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The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) is finalizing & implementing section 425 of the Consolidated Appropriations Act of 2016. Which will allow greater pollution and raw sewage to be dumped, sorry strategically placed in various lakes in Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania & New York.

Studies show unchecked raw sewage can cause a smorgasbord of illnesses including intestinal, respiratory and infectious diseases. The proposed rule change, suggests the EPA work with local authorities to create a possible notification system that would warn citizens when their bathing, drinking and recreational water is contaminated.

In an alleged press conference Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Scott Pruitt said “the thought is that the combined sewer overflow (CSO) or discharges to the Great Lakes should be communicated to citizens so they can protect themselves when discharges of sewage are made”.

Last week following Scotts presentation an adorable couple moved in Scotts neighborhood, early the next morning little independent Bobby decided to brush his teeth for the 1st time with that new brown toothpaste, he began to cry as if in pain. Scared, his parents rushed into the bathroom, saw what was happening & said son don’t play in the toilet. Little Bobby pointed to the sink & said they didn’t tell us on time, while the brown paste dripped from his crying lips.

More can be found at https://www.epa.gov/eg/learn-about-effluent-guidelines and at https://www.reginfo.gov/public/do/eAgendaViewRule?pubId=201704&RIN=2040-AF67 and at https://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CFR-2017-title40-vol24/pdf/CFR-2017-title40-vol24-part122.pdf and at https://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/FR-2017-01-13/pdf/2016-31745.pdf#page=1

Reduced Federal Minimum Wage to be Approved

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The Department of Labor (DL) is proposing to change the Fair Labor Standards Act (FLSA) of 1938 to roll back wage requirements for service workers, specifically those earning tips & an hourly wage. Current rules for such employers require employees be paid the federal minimum wage ($7.25). However, the proposal will allow employers to consider employee tips as part of that federal minimum wage thus reducing any businesses obligation to pay its service workers.

In the last decade many businesses have required service workers to pool their tip earnings, this practice will be expanded across industries as the pooling will subsidize a business’s obligation to pay its employees, this change will directly lead to more profits by reducing wage overhead expenses for businesses to the detriment of employees and the customers they serve.

As the third shift a of a 24hour restaurant came in for their shift, patrons of the restaurant were stunned to see the employees marched in the restaurant in handcuffs and chains. When an outraged customer asked the shift manager what’s going on the manager replied this is our slave labor force, we have to treat them like this so they remember their place, we’re making America great again, we’re not there yet but we’re on our way to getting there said the manager.

More can be found at https://www.regulations.gov/document?D=WHD-2017-0003-0001

Aircraft Discharge Approved in Protected Waters

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The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) will change the 1972 National Maritime Sanctuaries Act law which was created to protect “significant waters” and to protect historical shipwrecks and aquatic species. This changing of the law will allow Coast Guard Vessels & Aircraft to dump untreated vessel sewage and graywater in the protected waters of the “Greater Farallones National Marine Sanctuary (GFNMS) and Cordell Bank National Marine Sanctuary (CBNMS).

The National Marine Sanctuary System includes over a dozen water sanctuary areas spanning more than 150k miles of waters that crisscross around many states. Untreated sewage and graywater have been known to reduce or dissolve oxygen within water. As the untreated sewage decomposes, it requires oxygen to make this transition thus extracting it from the local waters; this process is referred to as “biological oxygen demand” and can devastate whole ecosystems if enough raw sewage and graywater is discharged from the National Guard Vessels & Aircraft.

As a no named family was vacationing on their rental yacht, the young son in the group said Mom/Dad look, it looks like poop dropping from that plane. Mom, interrupted saying that’s not a good thing to say, adding you’re grounded for that young man. When the boy said Mom, you don’t understand. She responded you’re right, when I was your age I didn’t speak like that to my parents. Annoyed, the boy said Mom I was being polite, let me clarify, there’s shit dropping from the sky. Dad jumped in, honey go inside there’s shit falling all over the place, look out for the brown turds of mass destruction.

More can be found at https://www.regulations.gov/document?D=NOAA-NOS-2017-0140-0001 and at https://farallones.noaa.gov/about/ and at https://cordellbank.noaa.gov/about/

Miniature Grapefruits coming to a store near you

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The Citrus Administrative Committee (CAC) wants to change the minimum size requirements prescribed for grapefruits & other citrus goodies. CAC wants grapefruit allowable size to be decreased from 35/16 inches (diameter) to 3 inches (diameter). In a weird government way, how is 3 inches smaller than 35/16, only the government can explain that, hopefully the explanation makes sense but I wouldn’t count on it.

This proposed change would amend the Agricultural Marketing Agreement Act of 1937 which was what the Florida grapefruit industry needed after suffering crop losses from Hurricane Irma. In a more insidious way the grapefruit industry is blaming the need to allow smaller fruit on hurricanes, when in reality a large part of the problem stems from Citrus Greening (CG), officially called Huanglongbing (HLB) or Yellow Dragon Disease which once infected by this bacteria a tree can no longer take in necessary nutrients making CG trees produce smaller, sourer, dryer and discolored fruit and there’s no cure for CG.

With the proposed changes lawmakers are calling this a win win, saying the grapefruit industry will get to sell its bad product, and consumers can enjoy the bad product, saying they’ll eventually get use to the shriveled, dry unappealing sour fruit. Officials continued they’ll even get use to the higher prices, as they’re dummies & we’ll say buying the fruit is the patriotic thing to do. This will get them buying, in fact lets blame it on refugees, this will boost sales & guarantee us reelection.

More can be found at https://www.regulations.gov/document?D=AMS-SC-17-0063-0001 and at https://www.aphis.usda.gov/aphis/resources/pests-diseases/hungry-pests/the-threat/citrus-greening/citrus-greening-hp

FCC to Steal or Restore Internet Freedom

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Since the 1980’s income growth for all but the top 10% of the U.S. citizenry has stagnated and in many cases declined. The thought was to concentrate money in the hands of the job creators, who would in turn use the additional wealth to create more jobs, this phenomenon would become known as the trickledown effect (TE). TE never came to fruition, in fact it’s safe to say it was and still is a bad experiment in economics with most Americans ending up on the losing end of the experiment.

To see numbers on the lasting effects of TE see the two census links below. Now that it’s widely agreed TE doesn’t work, lawmakers are bent on proving it does. To this end, lawmakers want to “restore internet freedom”. By redefining media markets so that cartels and monopolies can control the countries media by eliminating ownership bans & restrictions. And if that wasn’t enough the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) wants to remove net neutrality, which guarantees all internet users the same speed of access when using the internet.

Paragraph one above shows the intent & outcome of TE, paragraph two shows lawmakers determinism to make TE work. To be fair this FCC proposed rule change may do wonderful things for the U.S. economy and its citizens, to find out lawmakers need the sheep to standby wait and see. In an alleged speech to the media FCC Chairman Pai, said “me & my rich friends want a bigger share of the pie not Pai”, at this point the chairman couldn’t control is laughter (he thought what a good joke, no one was laughing), after several minutes and a glass of water chairman pie said “we’re going to give control of America’s media to a few wealthy individuals, along with that my friends are going to give those same rich people big tax cuts in a few days but it’ll benefit all of you” at that point he laughed so hard he began to fart and couldn’t continue his speech.


More can be found at https://www.fcc.gov/restoring-internet-freedom and at https://www.fcc.gov/news-events/blog/2017/10/20/thoughtfully-modernizing-commissions-media-ownership-rules and at https://apps.fcc.gov/edocs_public/attachmatch/FCC-17-60A1_Rcd.pdf and at http://transition.fcc.gov/Daily_Releases/Daily_Business/2017/db1024/FCC-17-134A1.pdf and at https://www.census.gov/library/publications/2017/demo/p60-259.html and at https://www.census.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2014/cb14-156.html