No Bills just Coins and bigger pockets needed for U.S. Taxpayers

Picture of Senators John McCain (R-AZ) and Mike Enzi (R-WY)

Senators John McCain (R-AZ) and Mike Enzi (R-WY) introduced ‘The COINS ACT”. The brainstorm of these two geniuses is to obsolete the dollar bill replacing it with a coin. In addition, the bill will put an end to penny mining. These and other currency optimization changes will purportedly save tax payers billions.

In a statement to the press the senators said “Americans have become week, having pockets full of heavy coins will make them strong again, it’ll also make them want to gamble boosting states revenues.” In the Q&A session a reporter asked, “Won’t this have adverse effects on people’s health?” The senators chimed in saying “Congress plans to break their backs sooner rather than later – so why delay?”

This reintroduced proposal has been endorsed by the Council for Citizens Against Waste (CCAGW) which is a lobbying arm of Citizens Against Government Waste one of the largest purported nonpartisan, nonprofit organizations in the United States. More can be found at and at and at